It’s
the eve of my 22nd birthday, and I would make a wise conjecture that
Taylor Swift was not in my position when she wrote that pop song that will
forever occupy the Facebook statuses of all those entering Twenty-Two-Dom who
have nothing else wittier to say on social media. If I were to re-write a few verses, maybe it
would go something like this:
“It feels like the
perfect night to look over my lease forms,
and sign on the X’s, uh uh, so broke.
It feels like the perfect night, to crash before midnight,
‘cause I got a real job, uh uh, still broke…
and sign on the X’s, uh uh, so broke.
It feels like the perfect night, to crash before midnight,
‘cause I got a real job, uh uh, still broke…
…We should have warned
you,
get used to feeling 22.”
get used to feeling 22.”
Or something along those lines. I doubt it would have received much radio
play.
I didn’t
know what independence was until this summer.
I’ve had the, “I’ll do this myself” attitude for years, but during the
past few months, I’ve realized it’s hard to walk when you haven’t quite
mastered the crawl. Let’s be honest, up
until this summer, I was still shitting myself with contentment and sitting in
my Huggies, waiting for mom and antibacterial wipes to come to the rescue (if
we’re sticking with the baby metaphor, we may as well not half-ass it). I have lived in comfort my entire life, and
was so busy “claiming my independence” that I failed to face the fact that I
had no idea what independence entailed.
You can’t buy it on the emergency VISA that your parents gave you
(wherein the lenient, self-governed stipulations state Cole Hahn and Michael
Kors as your primary emergency contacts).
Independence is a responsibility.
And a goal. And a mindset that correlates
positively with well-being. And
sometimes gaining it ain’t no stroll in the Lexus that your mom lets you borrow
that runs on company gas. But the
paradox is, to find it, you have to say, “I’ll do it myself.”
I
stared at the ad on Craigslist. To call,
or not to call; that is the question.
And depending on the answer, I could A.) be homeless in September B.) have
a cozy, albeit very expensive, studio apartment for myself and my little pup
secured for a year, or C.) take my chances and let some whackjob with a corndog
fetish contact me and ask if I want in on “a super-chronic, 3 br 2 ba apt, HOT
GIRLS PREFERABLY**”
(**this was an actual ad on Craigslist. Minus the corndog part. That was just an assumption).
I e-mailed my mom immediately. My mother; the woman who paid to put me
through Catholic school K-12, a private college for 4 years, and numerous
graduate school application fees and visits
(my dad deserves credit here, as well, but he was the second one I
contacted; that’s always been our chain of communication [unless I need a DD,
then it’s Dad all the way]). I sent her
pictures of the small, $1,225/month studio in a nice area, only a mile and a
half from campus that also happened to be pet-friendly. I was almost giddy when I sent the e-mail,
waiting for her approval. The response I
received wasn’t one I was used to: “That’s great! It’s your apartment, if you
feel comfortable paying for it and you like it, get it. It’s your decision.”
Wait. What?
I just…I can get it…wait…is there a catch here? You always make me ask permission for big
decisions! Like, remember when I had to
ask for permission before spending the night at Kim Toop’s house after prom,
and then after you gave me permission, you called to check to see if I was
there, and I wasn’t because I wanted to go somewhere where I knew parents weren’t
home and bottles would be poppin’?
Remember that, mom? I NEED
PERMISSION. I DON’T WANT TO DO THIS
MYSELF.
Desperately, I turned to my dad. He was always the more level-headed and
financial of the two Hines parents. I
know he’ll have some reservations.
“looks great. Love the
vids. Up to you.”
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE
JUST GIVE ME PERMISSION?! I need someone
to affirm that I am making the right decision.
And then it hit me.
Like a truckload of tequila.
I. Am. An. Adult. Those
words felt heavy. Like I had just lost
something that I had been clinging to for the past 21 years; the security of
having every move monitored, every step supported, and most acerbically, all decisions
dichotomized by the parental panel before approval.
This
was the first of many adult things (by “adult” I mean, “expensive beyond my
means”) I had to do. And while half of
me was scared shitless to sign that lease agreement and send in my first
savings-account-obliterating payment, half of me started to feel liberated. And excited.
And despite the fact that I’d be MC Hammer broke after making all the
payments for my new temporary home, I felt a sense of pride and
self-sufficiency that I had never experienced before. Coming from the girl who still makes her
mother call the dentist and gynecologist to make her appointments, this was one
step closer to being a fully functioning adult in the real world (and hopefully
one step closer to sleeping without my bathroom light on).
The
preparation for graduate school hasn’t been easy, nor has the transition. I think back to 7 months ago when I had my
fingers crossed, hoping some program somewhere would see potential (which was
especially questionable, considering most of my writing samples included the
staples of my writing: sarcasm and profanity) in me. The day I received an e-mail from Boston
University’s College of Communication, ranked 8th in the U.S., I was
driving on IN-62, and started bawling (I know it’s bad enough that I’m checking
my e-mail while driving, but what’s even worse is crying and singing to myself “This
Girl Is On Fire” while trying to navigate the backroads of southern Indiana). That’s when I knew my shit was going to get
rocked here pretty soon, and I was hellbent on being ready for it.
Since
my acceptance, I’ve been weaning myself off my dependence on others. There’s never been a feeling more visceral (and
cringe-worthy, at times) than knowing that you are your own keeper. And I’m all about the nitty-gritty and the
down and dirty, so bring it on. When it
comes to my future and my goals, I figure it’s better if I do it myself. If I believe in my talents, then who the hell
can tell me that I can’t? I’d rather do
it by myself.
So here
I am. On the eve of my 22nd
birthday. Sipping Oliver Peach Honey
wine, and watching my little furball make pee spots on the carpet as I blog. And you know, I can’t help but be happy for
myself. Because through all the years of
guidance, I found independence. Come
September, I’ll have $32,000 sitting in my bank account, and Uncle Sam will be happily
draining me with sky-high student loan interest rates. I’ll have tuition to pay, and rent to make,
and groceries to buy and a life all on my own.
And despite my protests, I may even have a little help from my parents—you
can call it the Fund for Future Starving Artists. But no matter what I’m up against, I think
this process has empowered me and made me realize that I’ll have to do it
myself.
slow down kemosabe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emerging_adulthood_and_early_adulthood
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